feat(secrets)!: Replace sops with agenix-rekey

sops-nix is tending to be fairly complex for our use-cases, which adds
difficulty to deploying, maintaining our wrapper module, keeping
".env.bin" files, etc.

agenix-rekey is a lot simpler.

notable in this commit is the `// { outputPath = ...; }` hack in
flake.nix. This is needed due to snowfall-lib otherwise butchering paths
such that agenix-rekey is unable to show us what secrets exist with
`agenix edit`, etc... companion to that is the lib.snowfall.fs stuff in
the secrets/default.nix file

Change-Id: Id3e79cfc7d37a7b7de7b8cc42f7392c4d8bd07c5
Reviewed-on: https://git.clicks.codes/c/Infra/NixFiles/+/801
Reviewed-by: Skyler Grey <minion@clicks.codes>
Tested-by: Skyler Grey <minion@clicks.codes>
diff --git a/flake.lock b/flake.lock
index e8fe841..21028ad 100644
--- a/flake.lock
+++ b/flake.lock
@@ -1,8 +1,52 @@
 {
   "nodes": {
+    "agenix": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "darwin": "darwin",
+        "home-manager": "home-manager",
+        "nixpkgs": "nixpkgs",
+        "systems": "systems"
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1720546205,
+        "narHash": "sha256-boCXsjYVxDviyzoEyAk624600f3ZBo/DKtUdvMTpbGY=",
+        "owner": "ryantm",
+        "repo": "agenix",
+        "rev": "de96bd907d5fbc3b14fc33ad37d1b9a3cb15edc6",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "ryantm",
+        "repo": "agenix",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "agenix-rekey": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "devshell": "devshell",
+        "flake-utils": "flake-utils",
+        "nixpkgs": [
+          "nixpkgs"
+        ],
+        "pre-commit-hooks": "pre-commit-hooks"
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1721402988,
+        "narHash": "sha256-O5j5y5gpssVF5FNsSF7joTyrlW//LpwyLk6yBWgQ0VE=",
+        "owner": "oddlama",
+        "repo": "agenix-rekey",
+        "rev": "3f1c787e2092d9c13142ae7572cc1c52b68f1c4c",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "oddlama",
+        "repo": "agenix-rekey",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
     "aux--docs-site": {
       "inputs": {
-        "flake-utils": "flake-utils",
+        "flake-utils": "flake-utils_2",
         "nixpkgs": [
           "nixpkgs"
         ],
@@ -43,9 +87,31 @@
         "url": "https://git.auxolotl.org/auxolotl/wiki"
       }
     },
+    "darwin": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "nixpkgs": [
+          "agenix",
+          "nixpkgs"
+        ]
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1700795494,
+        "narHash": "sha256-gzGLZSiOhf155FW7262kdHo2YDeugp3VuIFb4/GGng0=",
+        "owner": "lnl7",
+        "repo": "nix-darwin",
+        "rev": "4b9b83d5a92e8c1fbfd8eb27eda375908c11ec4d",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "lnl7",
+        "ref": "master",
+        "repo": "nix-darwin",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
     "deploy-rs": {
       "inputs": {
-        "flake-compat": "flake-compat",
+        "flake-compat": "flake-compat_2",
         "nixpkgs": [
           "nixpkgs"
         ],
@@ -65,9 +131,47 @@
         "type": "github"
       }
     },
+    "devshell": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "nixpkgs": [
+          "agenix-rekey",
+          "nixpkgs"
+        ],
+        "systems": "systems_2"
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1695195896,
+        "narHash": "sha256-pq9q7YsGXnQzJFkR5284TmxrLNFc0wo4NQ/a5E93CQU=",
+        "owner": "numtide",
+        "repo": "devshell",
+        "rev": "05d40d17bf3459606316e3e9ec683b784ff28f16",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "numtide",
+        "repo": "devshell",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
     "flake-compat": {
       "flake": false,
       "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1673956053,
+        "narHash": "sha256-4gtG9iQuiKITOjNQQeQIpoIB6b16fm+504Ch3sNKLd8=",
+        "owner": "edolstra",
+        "repo": "flake-compat",
+        "rev": "35bb57c0c8d8b62bbfd284272c928ceb64ddbde9",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "edolstra",
+        "repo": "flake-compat",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "flake-compat_2": {
+      "flake": false,
+      "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1696426674,
         "narHash": "sha256-kvjfFW7WAETZlt09AgDn1MrtKzP7t90Vf7vypd3OL1U=",
         "owner": "edolstra",
@@ -81,7 +185,7 @@
         "type": "github"
       }
     },
-    "flake-compat_2": {
+    "flake-compat_3": {
       "flake": false,
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1650374568,
@@ -99,14 +203,14 @@
     },
     "flake-utils": {
       "inputs": {
-        "systems": "systems"
+        "systems": "systems_3"
       },
       "locked": {
-        "lastModified": 1710146030,
-        "narHash": "sha256-SZ5L6eA7HJ/nmkzGG7/ISclqe6oZdOZTNoesiInkXPQ=",
+        "lastModified": 1694529238,
+        "narHash": "sha256-zsNZZGTGnMOf9YpHKJqMSsa0dXbfmxeoJ7xHlrt+xmY=",
         "owner": "numtide",
         "repo": "flake-utils",
-        "rev": "b1d9ab70662946ef0850d488da1c9019f3a9752a",
+        "rev": "ff7b65b44d01cf9ba6a71320833626af21126384",
         "type": "github"
       },
       "original": {
@@ -117,7 +221,7 @@
     },
     "flake-utils-plus": {
       "inputs": {
-        "flake-utils": "flake-utils_3"
+        "flake-utils": "flake-utils_4"
       },
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1715533576,
@@ -136,7 +240,7 @@
     },
     "flake-utils_2": {
       "inputs": {
-        "systems": "systems_3"
+        "systems": "systems_4"
       },
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1710146030,
@@ -154,7 +258,25 @@
     },
     "flake-utils_3": {
       "inputs": {
-        "systems": "systems_4"
+        "systems": "systems_6"
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1710146030,
+        "narHash": "sha256-SZ5L6eA7HJ/nmkzGG7/ISclqe6oZdOZTNoesiInkXPQ=",
+        "owner": "numtide",
+        "repo": "flake-utils",
+        "rev": "b1d9ab70662946ef0850d488da1c9019f3a9752a",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "numtide",
+        "repo": "flake-utils",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "flake-utils_4": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "systems": "systems_7"
       },
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1694529238,
@@ -170,9 +292,52 @@
         "type": "github"
       }
     },
+    "gitignore": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "nixpkgs": [
+          "agenix-rekey",
+          "pre-commit-hooks",
+          "nixpkgs"
+        ]
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1660459072,
+        "narHash": "sha256-8DFJjXG8zqoONA1vXtgeKXy68KdJL5UaXR8NtVMUbx8=",
+        "owner": "hercules-ci",
+        "repo": "gitignore.nix",
+        "rev": "a20de23b925fd8264fd7fad6454652e142fd7f73",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "hercules-ci",
+        "repo": "gitignore.nix",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
     "home-manager": {
       "inputs": {
         "nixpkgs": [
+          "agenix",
+          "nixpkgs"
+        ]
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1703113217,
+        "narHash": "sha256-7ulcXOk63TIT2lVDSExj7XzFx09LpdSAPtvgtM7yQPE=",
+        "owner": "nix-community",
+        "repo": "home-manager",
+        "rev": "3bfaacf46133c037bb356193bd2f1765d9dc82c1",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "nix-community",
+        "repo": "home-manager",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "home-manager_2": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "nixpkgs": [
           "nixpkgs"
         ]
       },
@@ -207,6 +372,38 @@
     },
     "nixpkgs": {
       "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1703013332,
+        "narHash": "sha256-+tFNwMvlXLbJZXiMHqYq77z/RfmpfpiI3yjL6o/Zo9M=",
+        "owner": "NixOS",
+        "repo": "nixpkgs",
+        "rev": "54aac082a4d9bb5bbc5c4e899603abfb76a3f6d6",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "NixOS",
+        "ref": "nixos-unstable",
+        "repo": "nixpkgs",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "nixpkgs-stable": {
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1685801374,
+        "narHash": "sha256-otaSUoFEMM+LjBI1XL/xGB5ao6IwnZOXc47qhIgJe8U=",
+        "owner": "NixOS",
+        "repo": "nixpkgs",
+        "rev": "c37ca420157f4abc31e26f436c1145f8951ff373",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "NixOS",
+        "ref": "nixos-23.05",
+        "repo": "nixpkgs",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "nixpkgs_2": {
+      "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1722087241,
         "narHash": "sha256-2ShmEaFi0kJVOEEu5gmlykN5dwjWYWYUJmlRTvZQRpU=",
         "owner": "nixos",
@@ -221,23 +418,52 @@
         "type": "github"
       }
     },
+    "pre-commit-hooks": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "flake-compat": "flake-compat",
+        "flake-utils": [
+          "agenix-rekey",
+          "flake-utils"
+        ],
+        "gitignore": "gitignore",
+        "nixpkgs": [
+          "agenix-rekey",
+          "nixpkgs"
+        ],
+        "nixpkgs-stable": "nixpkgs-stable"
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1694364351,
+        "narHash": "sha256-oadhSCqopYXxURwIA6/Anpe5IAG11q2LhvTJNP5zE6o=",
+        "owner": "cachix",
+        "repo": "pre-commit-hooks.nix",
+        "rev": "4f883a76282bc28eb952570afc3d8a1bf6f481d7",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "cachix",
+        "repo": "pre-commit-hooks.nix",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
     "root": {
       "inputs": {
+        "agenix": "agenix",
+        "agenix-rekey": "agenix-rekey",
         "aux--docs-site": "aux--docs-site",
         "aux--wiki": "aux--wiki",
         "deploy-rs": "deploy-rs",
-        "flake-utils": "flake-utils_2",
-        "home-manager": "home-manager",
+        "flake-utils": "flake-utils_3",
+        "home-manager": "home-manager_2",
         "impermanence": "impermanence",
-        "nixpkgs": "nixpkgs",
+        "nixpkgs": "nixpkgs_2",
         "snowfall-lib": "snowfall-lib",
-        "sops-nix": "sops-nix",
         "unstable": "unstable"
       }
     },
     "snowfall-lib": {
       "inputs": {
-        "flake-compat": "flake-compat_2",
+        "flake-compat": "flake-compat_3",
         "flake-utils-plus": "flake-utils-plus",
         "nixpkgs": [
           "nixpkgs"
@@ -257,29 +483,6 @@
         "type": "github"
       }
     },
-    "sops-nix": {
-      "inputs": {
-        "nixpkgs": [
-          "unstable"
-        ],
-        "nixpkgs-stable": [
-          "nixpkgs"
-        ]
-      },
-      "locked": {
-        "lastModified": 1722114803,
-        "narHash": "sha256-s6YhI8UHwQvO4cIFLwl1wZ1eS5Cuuw7ld2VzUchdFP0=",
-        "owner": "Mic92",
-        "repo": "sops-nix",
-        "rev": "eb34eb588132d653e4c4925d862f1e5a227cc2ab",
-        "type": "github"
-      },
-      "original": {
-        "owner": "Mic92",
-        "repo": "sops-nix",
-        "type": "github"
-      }
-    },
     "systems": {
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1681028828,
@@ -340,6 +543,51 @@
         "type": "github"
       }
     },
+    "systems_5": {
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1681028828,
+        "narHash": "sha256-Vy1rq5AaRuLzOxct8nz4T6wlgyUR7zLU309k9mBC768=",
+        "owner": "nix-systems",
+        "repo": "default",
+        "rev": "da67096a3b9bf56a91d16901293e51ba5b49a27e",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "nix-systems",
+        "repo": "default",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "systems_6": {
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1681028828,
+        "narHash": "sha256-Vy1rq5AaRuLzOxct8nz4T6wlgyUR7zLU309k9mBC768=",
+        "owner": "nix-systems",
+        "repo": "default",
+        "rev": "da67096a3b9bf56a91d16901293e51ba5b49a27e",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "nix-systems",
+        "repo": "default",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "systems_7": {
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1681028828,
+        "narHash": "sha256-Vy1rq5AaRuLzOxct8nz4T6wlgyUR7zLU309k9mBC768=",
+        "owner": "nix-systems",
+        "repo": "default",
+        "rev": "da67096a3b9bf56a91d16901293e51ba5b49a27e",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "nix-systems",
+        "repo": "default",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
     "unstable": {
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1722062969,
@@ -358,7 +606,7 @@
     },
     "utils": {
       "inputs": {
-        "systems": "systems_2"
+        "systems": "systems_5"
       },
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1701680307,