{ pkgs, ... }: {
  users.users.minion = {
    isNormalUser = true;
    extraGroups = [ "wheel" ];

    openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [
      "sk-ssh-ed25519@openssh.com AAAAGnNrLXNzaC1lZDI1NTE5QG9wZW5zc2guY29tAAAAIIteIdlZv52nUDxW2SUsoJ2NZi/w9j1NZwuHanQ/o/DuAAAAHnNzaDpjb2xsYWJvcmFfeXViaWtleV9yZXNpZGVudA== collabora_yubikey_resident"
      "sk-ssh-ed25519@openssh.com AAAAGnNrLXNzaC1lZDI1NTE5QG9wZW5zc2guY29tAAAAIJRzQbQjXFpHKtt8lpNKmoNx57+EJ/z3wnKOn3/LjM6cAAAAFXNzaDppeXViaWtleV9yZXNpZGVudA== iyubikey_resident"
      "sk-ssh-ed25519@openssh.com AAAAGnNrLXNzaC1lZDI1NTE5QG9wZW5zc2guY29tAAAAIOhzJ0p9bFRSURUjV05rrt5jCbxPXke7juNbEC9ZJXS/AAAAGXNzaDp0aW55X3l1YmlrZXlfcmVzaWRlbnQ= tiny_yubikey_resident"
    ];
  };
  users.users.coded = {
    isNormalUser = true;
    extraGroups = [ "wheel" ];
    shell = pkgs.zsh;

    openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [
      "sk-ssh-ed25519@openssh.com
      AAAAGnNrLXNzaC1lZDI1NTE5QG9wZW5zc2guY29tAAAAILrwKN4dJQ0BiLmjsA/66QHhu06+JyokWtHkLcjhWU79AAAABHNzaDo= coded@5CNFC"
      "sk-ssh-ed25519@openssh.com
      AAAAGnNrLXNzaC1lZDI1NTE5QG9wZW5zc2guY29tAAAAIOMSUqXuH1bQZJc9rLV0H7/UY0c2BlkzAKWkwrXFWbQ7AAAABHNzaDo= coded@5CNano"
    ];
  };
  users.users.pineafan = {
    isNormalUser = true;
    extraGroups = [ "wheel" ];
    shell = pkgs.zsh;

    openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [
      "sk-ssh-ed25519@openssh.com AAAAGnNrLXNzaC1lZDI1NTE5QG9wZW5zc2guY29tAAAAIFXa8ow7H8XpTrwYI+oSgLFfb6YNZanwv/QCKvEKiERSAAAABHNzaDo= pineapplefan@Pineapplefan"
      "ecdsa-sha2-nistp256 AAAAE2VjZHNhLXNoYTItbmlzdHAyNTYAAAAIbmlzdHAyNTYAAABBBAJNFMUYiEepGrIAbUM+Hlw/OuGWc8CNQsYlJ7519RVmeu+/vqEQbhchySTelibD19YqsZ7ICfYxAeQzOqHdXfs="
    ];
  };
  users.users.nucleus = {
    isSystemUser = true;
    createHome = true;
    home = "/services/nucleus";
    group = "clicks";
    shell = pkgs.bashInteractive;
  };
  users.users.backups = {
    isSystemUser = true;
    createHome = true;
    home = "/backups";
    group = "backups";
    shell = pkgs.bashInteractive;
    extraGroups = [ "wheel" ]; # needed so we can create snapshots of everything
  };
  users.groups.clicks = { };
  users.groups.backups = { };
}